| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #624 | CRIMBCO scrip | 260 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #899 | Crimbuck | 826 |
| #272 | FDKOL commendation | 1,893 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #680 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #564 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 5 |
| #504 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #613 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 8 |
| #604 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 12 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #549 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 7 |
| #545 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 17 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 8 |
| #532 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 12 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #363 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 37 |
| #448 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 24 |
| #412 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 30 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 19 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 15 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 8 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #228 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 5 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #517 | bananagate | 10 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #830 | fudgecule | 247 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #33 | grape troll doll | 2 |
| #514 | green gummi ingot | 40 |
| #551 | handful of confetti | 73 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #58 | hot daub | 22 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #467 | kumquartz | 11 |
| #666 | lollipop stick | 18 |
| #524 | pearidot | 9 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #120 | pork elf goodies sack | 65 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #561 | red gummi ingot | 32 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #37 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #759 | strawberyl | 3 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Mirth | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #400 | tourmalime | 15 |
| #668 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #662 | yellow gummi ingot | 22 |