| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #596 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 20 |
| #448 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #408 | Chroner | 24 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #176 | Cosmic Calorie | 6 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2269 | Crimbuck | 18 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #250 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #950 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #336 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #219 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #454 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| #257 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #129 | blue class ring | 33 |
| #1459 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3881 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #685 | brick | 52 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #561 | bunny liver | 6 |
| #354 | burst hellseal brain | 13 |
| #319 | cheap toaster | 7 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #691 | empty agua de vida bottle | 131 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #360 | fat loot token | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #764 | filthy lucre | 45 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #71 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #326 | gloomy black mushroom | 10 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #207 | grue egg omelette | 15 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #829 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #308 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #13 | note from Clancy | 7 |
| #1266 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #51 | old sweatpants | 1,066 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #112 | red class ring | 160 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #326 | shredded hellseal hide | 13 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2666 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2136 | stuffed key | 6 |
| #1461 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2880 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2563 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2767 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2672 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #1982 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #301 | torn hellseal sinew | 15 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #98 | white class ring | 117 |
| #139 | wriggling worm | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |