| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #592 | BURT | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #43 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #155 | Cosmic Calorie | 13 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #27 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2,016 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #169 | Elf Guard MPC | 549 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #110 | FunFunds™ | 10 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #31 | Marltini | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 69 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #120 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #48 | asbestos stick | 7 |
| #20 | asbestos sword hilt | 48 |
| #37 | beery blood | 32 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #228 | blue class ring | 16 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #80 | bubblin' crude | 378 |
| #271 | bunny liver | 27 |
| #100 | candy cane | 415 |
| #21 | chrome crossbow string | 21 |
| #81 | chrome stick | 3 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #7 | drink chit | 978 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #44 | eleven-foot pole | 38 |
| #107 | enchanted bean | 52 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #434 | gingerbread bugbear | 55 |
| #97 | gooified animal matter | 28 |
| #65 | green clay bead | 209 |
| #1408 | grue egg | 18 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #50 | linoleum stick | 4 |
| #81 | linoleum sword hilt | 2 |
| #39 | lovecat tail | 19 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #18 | nice warm beer | 1 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #26 | picture of you | 2 |
| #56 | pink clay bead | 386 |
| #59 | plastic passion fruit | 37 |
| #380 | pretty flower | 362 |
| #77 | purple clay bead | 65 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #236 | red class ring | 54 |
| #528 | roll of toilet paper | 151 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #65 | sprinkles | 2,338 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #123 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #129 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 69 |
| #53 | void burger | 12 |
| #52 | void lager | 12 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #246 | white class ring | 38 |
| #94 | white page | 2 |