| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #591 | BURT | 4 |
| #47 | Brandonian footlocker key | 40 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #49 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #154 | Cosmic Calorie | 13 |
| #30 | Covert Ops for Kids | 5 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2,016 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #206 | Elf Guard MPC | 549 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #110 | FunFunds™ | 10 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 12 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1038 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #24 | Marltini | 4 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #165 | Spirit of Easter | 6 |
| #155 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 8 |
| #140 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 10 |
| #189 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 4 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #413 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1166 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #92 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1440 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #525 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 69 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #66 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #122 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 2 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1157 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #113 | angst burger | 2 |
| #38 | asbestos stick | 11 |
| #15 | asbestos sword hilt | 70 |
| #115 | automa-bot parts | 7 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #38 | beery blood | 36 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #234 | blue class ring | 16 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #65 | bubblin' crude | 530 |
| #76 | buffalo dime | 2 |
| #272 | bunny liver | 29 |
| #100 | candy cane | 416 |
| #18 | chrome crossbow string | 30 |
| #53 | chrome stick | 6 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #255 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #388 | crystalline cheer | 56 |
| #8 | drink chit | 1,154 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #32 | eleven-foot pole | 67 |
| #107 | enchanted bean | 52 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #136 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #85 | giant yellow gummi bear | 3 |
| #424 | gingerbread bugbear | 57 |
| #105 | gooified animal matter | 28 |
| #264 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| #65 | green clay bead | 209 |
| #1411 | grue egg | 18 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #50 | linoleum stick | 4 |
| #83 | linoleum sword hilt | 2 |
| #36 | lovecat tail | 30 |
| #1009 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #19 | nice warm beer | 1 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #28 | picture of you | 2 |
| #57 | pink clay bead | 386 |
| #37 | plastic passion fruit | 102 |
| #271 | pretty flower | 771 |
| #77 | purple clay bead | 65 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #239 | red class ring | 57 |
| #333 | roll of toilet paper | 292 |
| #91 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #224 | space beast fur | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #66 | sprinkles | 2,338 |
| #1007 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #187 | sugar sheet | 27 |
| #115 | sun-dried tofu | 2 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #128 | topiary nugglet | 8 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #207 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #100 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 87 |
| #57 | void burger | 12 |
| #55 | void lager | 12 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #99 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #251 | white class ring | 39 |
| #97 | white page | 2 |