| #667 | Angry Farmer candy | 94 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #535 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #683 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #778 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
| #410 | Daffy Taffy | 81 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #299 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 11 |
| #64 | Monstar energy beverage | 230 |
| #1421 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 24 |
| #1113 | Rock Pops | 39 |
| #69 | Steal This Candy | 56 |
| #781 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 42 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #854 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #108 | Wolfman Nardz | 15 |
| #659 | Yummy Tummy bean | 298 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #445 | balaclava baklava | 4 |
| #70 | ball | 104 |
| #873 | barrrnacle | 13 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #385 | brown sugar cane | 8 |
| #62 | buckyball | 109 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #973 | candy cane | 36 |
| #169 | candy kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #4 | chloroform rag | 1,905 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #283 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 7 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #601 | crazy little Turkish delight | 9 |
| #309 | creamsicle | 8 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #192 | fancy dress ball | 82 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| 🥉 | goth kid t-shirt | 3,771 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #46 | gyroscope | 98 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #408 | honey-dipped locust | 4 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #49 | kite | 101 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1048 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #525 | maple syrup | 6 |
| #583 | marzipan skull | 13 |
| #1386 | monomolecular yo-yo | 7 |
| #225 | mulled cider | 8 |
| #31 | mylar scout drone | 114 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #361 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 12 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #983 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #60 | possessed top | 94 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #711 | radium-flavored potato chips | 25 |
| #568 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 14 |
| #33 | ribbon candy | 85 |
| #567 | roasted marshmallow | 42 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #615 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #51 | stuffed alien blob | 119 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #156 | stuffed doppelshifter | 96 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #453 | stuffed gray blob | 93 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥈 | sugar shard | 41,337 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #55 | top | 74 |
| #889 | toy crazy train | 9 |
| #90 | toy deathbot | 11 |
| #135 | toy maglev monorail | 10 |
| #582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #122 | toy soldier | 12 |
| #145 | toy train | 12 |
| #349 | tree-eating kite | 106 |
| #441 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 5 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #154 | wad of cotton | 19 |
| #834 | white candy heart | 5 |
| #695 | white chocolate chips | 5 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #763 | yellow candy heart | 13 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |