| #667 | Angry Farmer candy | 94 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #539 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #684 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #779 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
| #410 | Daffy Taffy | 81 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #300 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 11 |
| #64 | Monstar energy beverage | 230 |
| #1418 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 24 |
| #1112 | Rock Pops | 39 |
| #70 | Steal This Candy | 56 |
| #782 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 42 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #855 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 10 |
| #108 | Wolfman Nardz | 15 |
| #658 | Yummy Tummy bean | 298 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #447 | balaclava baklava | 4 |
| #70 | ball | 104 |
| #874 | barrrnacle | 13 |
| #398 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #383 | brown sugar cane | 8 |
| #62 | buckyball | 109 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #972 | candy cane | 36 |
| #170 | candy kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #815 | candy stake | 8 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #4 | chloroform rag | 1,905 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #284 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 7 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #601 | crazy little Turkish delight | 9 |
| #310 | creamsicle | 8 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #193 | fancy dress ball | 82 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #791 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| 🥉 | goth kid t-shirt | 3,771 |
| #1008 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #2480 | grue egg | 8 |
| #45 | gyroscope | 98 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #409 | honey-dipped locust | 4 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #50 | kite | 101 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1047 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #529 | maple syrup | 6 |
| #581 | marzipan skull | 13 |
| #1387 | monomolecular yo-yo | 7 |
| #225 | mulled cider | 8 |
| #31 | mylar scout drone | 114 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #696 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #360 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 12 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #983 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #61 | possessed top | 94 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #713 | radium-flavored potato chips | 25 |
| #568 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 14 |
| #33 | ribbon candy | 85 |
| #568 | roasted marshmallow | 42 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #614 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #51 | stuffed alien blob | 119 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #156 | stuffed doppelshifter | 96 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #453 | stuffed gray blob | 93 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #2087 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥈 | sugar shard | 41,337 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #56 | top | 74 |
| #890 | toy crazy train | 9 |
| #90 | toy deathbot | 11 |
| #135 | toy maglev monorail | 10 |
| #582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #122 | toy soldier | 12 |
| #145 | toy train | 12 |
| #349 | tree-eating kite | 106 |
| #442 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 5 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #851 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #155 | wad of cotton | 19 |
| #834 | white candy heart | 5 |
| #693 | white chocolate chips | 5 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #760 | yellow candy heart | 13 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |