| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #32 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 5 |
| #43 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #335 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #121 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 6 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1201 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1045 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #283 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 36 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #348 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1038 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #37 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 80 |
| #87 | Knob pasty | 7 |
| #255 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #413 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 9 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #261 | Newbiesport™ tent | 10 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #163 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 8 |
| #2364 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #404 | SPF 451 lip balm | 5 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #401 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 8 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #285 | The Joy of Wassailing | 12 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #905 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #48 | bag of lard | 20 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #579 | barbed-wire fence | 6 |
| #666 | barrrnacle | 21 |
| #98 | barskin tent | 3 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #671 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #166 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #476 | cocoa egg | 19 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #1028 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #734 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #529 | corpsetini | 10 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #116 | cyclops eyedrops | 6 |
| #226 | decorative fountain | 39 |
| #279 | donkey flipbook | 3 |
| #1416 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #220 | [2426]fire flower | 5 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #502 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #567 | herringcello | 28 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #67 | irradiated pet snacks | 7 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #98 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #626 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #89 | rewinged stab bat | 13 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #67 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 34 |
| #8 | scented massage oil | 299 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #86 | spooky scarecrow | 4 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2792 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3371 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #4265 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3917 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #4626 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3607 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #1872 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #3041 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #2890 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2803 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2945 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #4299 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3644 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3069 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3546 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2240 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #2122 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #3757 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #169 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #59 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 16 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #276 | white picket fence | 14 |
| #242 | windchimes | 42 |