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| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #456 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
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| #758 | Knob Goblin steroids | 3 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1711 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 15 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1824 | Rock Pops | 13 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #42 | Spam Witch sammich | 1,493 |
| #263 | Steal This Candy | 9 |
| #481 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
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| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #2189 | Yummy Tummy bean | 25 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #302 | alphabet gum | 5 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
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| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
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| #839 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #321 | burst hellseal brain | 16 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
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| #540 | candy brain | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
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| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #517 | chocolate filthy lucre | 4 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
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| #2014 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1863 | elven suicide capsule | 2 |
| #730 | empty agua de vida bottle | 103 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
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| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
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| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #290 | hellseal claw | 84 |
| #252 | hellseal whisker | 80 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #792 | herringcello | 23 |
| #1185 | hobo nickel | 5 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #201 | memory of a C | 5 |
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| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #388 | off-white striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #92 | oyster egg balloon | 3 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #484 | petrified wood | 16 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #146 | ribbon candy | 10 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #708 | roasted marshmallow | 25 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #272 | shredded hellseal hide | 18 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #670 | spooky bark | 10 |
| #500 | spooky sap | 16 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
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| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
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| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #1071 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #283 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #340 | toothbrush | 2 |
| #246 | torn hellseal sinew | 22 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #15 | wrench handle | 1 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |