| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #763 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #382 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #1239 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #348 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2882 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #330 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #821 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #537 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #420 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1601 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #332 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |