| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #13 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 6 |
| #22 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #157 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #297 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 6 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 2 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #18 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 4 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #19 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #25 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #15 | PirateRealm membership packet | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #66 | Ralph IX cognac | 3 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #10 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 4 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #15 | The Spirit of Giving | 2 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #315 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #75 | Valentine | 1,000 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #6 | anemoney clip | 4 |
| #49 | antique nutcracker figurine | 9 |
| #12 | baby camelCalf | 2 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #18 | barrel-aged eggnog | 2 |
| #161 | bed of coals | 5 |
| #629 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #25 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 3 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #27 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #436 | canteen of wine | 63 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #59 | crystallized memory | 4 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #22 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 2 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1032 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #121 | fancy chocolate car | 27 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #166 | filth-encrusted futon | 5 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #65 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #158 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #411 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #52 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 4 |
| #211 | gray bow tie | 30 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #15 | icing poncho | 2 |
| #22 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #497 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #461 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #10 | kelp-holly drape | 3 |
| #15 | kelp-holly gun | 2 |
| #740 | knuckle sandwich | 24 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #378 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #23 | miniature antlers | 4 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #22 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #26 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #343 | patent leather shoes | 20 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #32 | peppermint spine | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #51 | pile of loose snow | 3 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #8 | red-spotted snapper roe | 2 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #26 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #63 | stinkin' bindle | 8 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #11 | time trousers | 2 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #504 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 13 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2900 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic sword | 6 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #8 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 2 |
| #1471 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |