| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #74 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #13 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 6 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #290 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 6 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 2 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #19 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 4 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #20 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #25 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #15 | PirateRealm membership packet | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #66 | Ralph IX cognac | 3 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #10 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 4 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #16 | The Spirit of Giving | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #205 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #74 | Valentine | 1,000 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #6 | anemoney clip | 4 |
| #49 | antique nutcracker figurine | 9 |
| #11 | baby camelCalf | 2 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #18 | barrel-aged eggnog | 2 |
| #161 | bed of coals | 5 |
| #628 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #25 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #437 | canteen of wine | 63 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #59 | crystallized memory | 4 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #22 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 2 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #122 | fancy chocolate car | 27 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #166 | filth-encrusted futon | 5 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #66 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #159 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #410 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #53 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 4 |
| #212 | gray bow tie | 30 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #15 | icing poncho | 2 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #10 | kelp-holly drape | 3 |
| #15 | kelp-holly gun | 2 |
| #740 | knuckle sandwich | 24 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #22 | miniature antlers | 4 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #34 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #24 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #24 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #344 | patent leather shoes | 20 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #32 | peppermint spine | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #51 | pile of loose snow | 3 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #9 | red-spotted snapper roe | 2 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #45 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #63 | stinkin' bindle | 8 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #13 | time trousers | 2 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #503 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 13 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic sword | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1444 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #21 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #9 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 2 |
| #1473 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |