| #298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #219 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 7 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #1639 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #159 | corncob pipe | 10 |
| #126 | crown-shaped beanie | 2 |
| #193 | cup of infinite pencils | 8 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #790 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #585 | elven suicide capsule | 28 |
| #842 | empty agua de vida bottle | 58 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #175 | frayed rope belt | 8 |
| #158 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #26 | half-height unicycle | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #1025 | herringcello | 19 |
| #319 | hippopotamus skin | 3 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1418 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #1124 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #133 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #119 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #177 | lucky bottlecap | 9 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #129 | panhandle panhandling hat | 12 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #99 | passable elf mask | 25 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1431 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #252 | pine tar | 2 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #880 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #152 | rusty metal shaft | 3 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #210 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 65 |
| #175 | slimy sweetbreads | 83 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #236 | spooky bindle | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #86 | tiny slimy cyst | 21 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #301 | twitching claw | 13 |
| #29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
| #2017 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #329 | voodoo snuff | 4 |
| #169 | wad of slimy rags | 3 |
| #6 | wax hat | 4 |
| #7 | wax pants | 6 |
| #930 | wolf mask | 4 |
| #506 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #307 | worthless knick-knack | 24 |
| #285 | worthless trinket | 15 |
| #354 | yak skin | 1 |