Jo_Anonomous

RankItemQuantity
#298'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign6
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#786Asleep in the Cemetery2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#326Blizzards I Have Died In3
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#887Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#528Frosty's frosty mug2
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#169Kissin' Cousins5
#730Let Me Be!2
#262Mae West with a fly in it1
#1560MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech2
#851Maxing, Relaxing1
#403Meat detector1
#219Mr. Joe's bangles7
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#947Summer Nights1
#207Tales from the Fireside5
#169Tales of the Word Realms2
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#613Travels with Jerry2
#1147Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#44aquaviolet jub-jub bird1
#172asbestos crossbow string1
#1216baggie of powdered sugar1
#430bed of coals2
#79beige clambroth marble1
#90bindle of joy1
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#333blundarrrbus1
#213bone collar1
#43bottle of moontan lotion1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#318brass stinger1
#155bumblebee marble1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#164can of starch1
#1639canteen of wine2
#802cement sandals1
#89charged magnet1
#39charpuce jub-jub bird1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#409chocolate spurs1
#162chrome crossbow string1
#236comfy coffin5
🥉control crystal1
#159corncob pipe10
#126crown-shaped beanie2
#193cup of infinite pencils8
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#790elven cellocello24
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#585elven suicide capsule28
#842empty agua de vida bottle58
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#45extra-strength rubber bands1
#402eye-pod1
#291false eyelashes1
#411fancy chocolate car7
#1426festive holiday hat1
#324filthy hippy poncho1
#37fin-bit wax1
#339flamin' bindle2
#175frayed rope belt8
#158freezin' bindle4
#402frigid air mattress2
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#3426fruitcake1
#427furry pants1
#608gingerbread house1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#1203gray bow tie2
#26half-height unicycle1
#56hardware upgrade1
#1025herringcello19
#319hippopotamus skin3
#204hopping socks1
#729hypodermic needle1
#325iced-out bling1
#101icicle katana1
#35imitation whetstone1
#1395irradiated candy cane4
#581jar of squeeze1
#1418knuckle sandwich2
#1124lead necklace2
#938lewd playing card1
#322licorice garrote6
#133linoleum crossbow string1
#119linoleum stick1
#836live wire1
#177lucky bottlecap9
#387magnifying glass1
🥉makeshift castanets1
#236mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#335meatcar model1
#35metrognome1
#47monstrous monocle1
#364moonglasses1
#489night-vision goggles4
#840oozenog5
#70overclocked avian microprocessor1
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#319pair of ragged claws1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#129panhandle panhandling hat12
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#99passable elf mask25
#940penguin focaccia bread20
#1284penguin thesaurus2
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#1431pet rock "Groucho" disguise3
#252pine tar2
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1064pocketwatch on a chain2
#336poison pen5
#2038pretty flower1
#730prosthetic forehead1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#1079pulsing flesh3
#48quadroculars1
#64radioactive chew toy1
#217red China marble1
#650red-and-green sweater1
#412rigid carapace10
#880[2108]rock4
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#319rusty metal ring1
#152rusty metal shaft3
#37security blankie1
#412shock collar1
#49six-armed sweater1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#511sleazy bindle1
#210slimy fermented bile bladder65
#175slimy sweetbreads83
🥉snow belly1
#34snow halo1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#236spooky bindle4
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#362stained mattress3
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#61steely marble1
#1028stick1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#1276sturdy Crimbo crate5
#766sucky decal1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#384targeting chip1
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#74teddy borg sewing kit1
#368throwing wrench10
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#463tiny maracas1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#86tiny slimy cyst21
#1404tooth1
#158tuning fork1
#301twitching claw13
#29undissolvable contact lenses1
#2017unstable DNA5
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#329voodoo snuff4
#169wad of slimy rags3
#6wax hat4
#7wax pants6
#930wolf mask4
#506worthless gewgaw6
#307worthless knick-knack24
#285worthless trinket15
#354yak skin1

Wow, that's 775 items total!

what items are this player missing?