| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #214 | BURT | 138 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #30 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 22 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #74 | Chroner | 1,333 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #675 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4,964 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #818 | Drowsy Sword | 19 |
| #80 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,480 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #297 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #316 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 37 |
| #1179 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #577 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #688 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 132 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 85 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2162 | badass belt | 24 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #41 | bunny liver | 236 |
| #48 | club of the five seasons | 2 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #33 | donated booze | 810 |
| #30 | donated candy | 818 |
| #35 | donated food | 719 |
| #688 | duct tape | 40 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #154 | fat loot token | 25 |
| #209 | figurine of a charred seal | 15 |
| #149 | figurine of a cold seal | 41 |
| #127 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 10 |
| #74 | figurine of a sleek seal | 27 |
| #63 | figurine of a slippery seal | 27 |
| #172 | figurine of a stinking seal | 13 |
| #131 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 10 |
| #866 | filthy lucre | 37 |
| #226 | fuzzy busby | 14 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #419 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #281 | ghost of a necklace | 12 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #254 | green clay bead | 44 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #28 | hand-carved bokken | 4 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #1852 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #700 | hobo nickel | 200 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #491 | magical mystery juice | 8 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #282 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 5 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #311 | old sweatpants | 238 |
| #192 | ornate picture frame | 9 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #157 | pink clay bead | 129 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #189 | purple clay bead | 23 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #267 | seal-blubber candle | 10 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1323 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #749 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #81 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #152 | wand of pigification | 4 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #506 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #647 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |
| #650 | worthless trinket | 2 |