| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO mug | 3,579 |
| #1198 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #258 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 9 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #118 | Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1816 | Crimbuck | 71 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #879 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #17 | Frosty's old silk hat | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1177 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #235 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #128 | Summer Nights | 7 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #118 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 19 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #44 | The Joy of Wassailing | 34 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #62 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 13 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #73 | Workytime Tea | 35 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #104 | antique record album | 29 |
| #217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #59 | arrowgram | 111 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | bath ball gift set | 311 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #45 | bindlestocking | 32 |
| #69 | black lotus | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #431 | bottle of Blank-Out | 20 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #93 | brown felt tophat | 11 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #51 | chocolate cigar | 25 |
| 🥇 | coal paperweight | 7 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #422 | cool whip | 6 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #918 | drywall axe | 10 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #467 | facsimile dictionary | 22 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #38 | foreign box | 5 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #1585 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #719 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #489 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 9 |
| #4 | gift-a-pult | 49 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #111 | gingerbread house | 5 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1601 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #66 | jawbruiser | 27 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #4 | licorice garrote | 1,169 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #450 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #708 | paperclip | 26 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1106 | penguin focaccia bread | 17 |
| #88 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #714 | portable photocopier | 6 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #400 | really dense meat stack | 16 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #1243 | shiny ring | 15 |
| #130 | sleeping stocking | 18 |
| #529 | slow jam collection | 8 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #1242 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #1764 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #1957 | stuffed Meat | 13 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #47 | stuffed bandersnatch | 7 |
| #57 | stuffed carpenter | 5 |
| #92 | stuffed caterpillar | 2 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed dodo | 3 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1237 | stuffed key | 30 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1846 | stuffed mink | 15 |
| #1802 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #50 | stuffed pocketwatch | 9 |
| #55 | stuffed porpoise | 4 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #3805 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #1848 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #1352 | stuffed treasure chest | 25 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #110 | stuffed walrus | 2 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #840 | valuable trinket | 75 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #636 | wolfman mask | 9 |
| #19 | worn tophat | 617 |