| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #188 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 6 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
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| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
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| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
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| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
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| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
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| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
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| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
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| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1363 | brick | 15 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
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| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
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| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
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| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
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| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
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| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
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| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
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| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #996 | felt | 9 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #41 | grass whistle | 2 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #504 | happiness | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #827 | spectre scepter | 39 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #81 | yak toupee | 1 |