The Tumour

RankItemQuantity
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#785ASCII shirt1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#69BRICKO hat1
#63BRICKO pants1
#61BRICKO sword1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#187Bash-Ōs boxtop6
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#39Brimstone Beret1
#63Brimstone Bludgeon1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#31Brimstone Brooch1
#39Brimstone Bunker1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#92Earring of Fire1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#99El Vibrato drone1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#199El Vibrato power sphere6
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#470Elmley shades1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
🥇LWA ring1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#403Meat detector1
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#471Sinful Desires1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#101The Ring1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#701Uncle Romulus1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#10Underworld flail1
#71Unspeakable Earring1
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#232ancient stone head1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#255ant pick1
#251ant pitchfork1
#283ant rake1
#260ant sickle1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#433asbestos apron1
#7427badass belt1
#430balaclava1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#110barskin cloak1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1005big red clown nose1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#964bloody clown pants1
#42bottle of moontan lotion1
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#1365brick15
#590bronze breastplate1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#374buoybottoms1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#545can of fake snow1
#164can of starch1
#802cement sandals1
#88charged magnet1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#409chocolate spurs1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#51clingfilm tangle1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#798clown shoes1
#202clownskin harness1
#119club of the five seasons1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
🥉control crystal1
#850cornuthaum1
#138cracker1
#113crotchety pants1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#164demonskin jacket1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#272dusty animal cranium1
#291dusty eighth caudal vertebra1
#316dusty fifth cervical vertebra1
#301dusty fifth lumbar vertebra1
#291dusty first caudal vertebra1
#284dusty first lumbar vertebra1
#323dusty first thoracic vertebra1
#278dusty fourth caudal vertebra1
#307dusty fourth lumbar vertebra1
#299dusty fourth thoracic vertebra1
#319dusty left clavicle1
#283dusty left eighth rib1
#303dusty left eleventh rib1
#296dusty left fourth front claw1
#312dusty left fourth rear claw1
#305dusty left humerus1
#310dusty left ninth rib1
#296dusty left second rib1
#306dusty left third rib1
#286dusty ninth caudal vertebra1
#283dusty ninth thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty right clavicle1
#310dusty right eighth rib1
#289dusty right eleventh rib1
#309dusty right fibula1
#310dusty right first front claw1
#296dusty right first rear claw1
#288dusty right fourth rib1
#320dusty right humerus1
#306dusty right kneecap1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#289dusty right scapula1
#292dusty right second front claw1
#313dusty right second rear claw1
#299dusty right sixth rib1
#293dusty right third front claw1
#294dusty right third rib1
#308dusty right thumb1
#315dusty right twelfth rib1
#292dusty second caudal vertebra1
#288dusty second cervical vertebra1
#283dusty seventh lumbar vertebra1
#299dusty sixth cervical vertebra1
#301dusty tenth thoracic vertebra1
#288dusty third caudal vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#997felt9
#303fez of etymology1
#191figurine of a sleek seal12
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#6floaty rock helmet1
#6floaty rock necklace1
#6floaty rock pants1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#427furry pants1
#642ga-ga radio1
#695gearbox necklace1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#210gingham blouse1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#102gnauga hide vest1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#573goatskin umbrella1
#1244googly eye8
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#42grass whistle2
#369grungy flannel shirt1
#506happiness2
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#59helm of the white knight1
#148hipposkin poncho1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#729hypodermic needle1
#325iced-out bling1
#426icy-hot katana1
#499kickback cookbook1
#1295lead necklace1
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#328limburger biker boots1
#210little round pebble1
#377los chinos1
#2077mafia aria1
#386magic lamp1
#397magic whistle1
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#152monster bait1
#96nasty rat mask1
#361natty blue ascot1
#1125night-vision goggles1
#858ninja hot pants1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#471ocarina of space1
#435orange peel hat1
#70overclocked avian microprocessor1
#137oyster egg balloon1
#189palm-frond capris1
#238palm-frond cloak1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#213palm-frond whip1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#730prosthetic forehead1
#64radioactive chew toy1
#96rainbow crossbow1
#87ratskin belt1
#489rave whistle1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#406rhesus monkey1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#368ring of adornment1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#353ring of cold resistance1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#100ring of teleportation1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#92sandcastle1
#1031sawblade shield1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#412shock collar1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#100six-rainbow shield1
#34snailmail coif1
#43snailmail hauberk1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#803snowboarder pants1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#666spark plug earring1
#829spectre scepter39
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#53string of dingle balls1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#1252stuffing6
#766sucky decal1
#1487support cummerbund1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#505tap shoes1
#463tiny maracas1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#478tree skirt1
#52trousers of the white knight1
#442tube sock1
#113turtlemail hauberk1
#184tuxedo shirt1
#668vampire collar1
#47vampire pearl earring1
#44vampire pearl necklace1
#45vampire pearl ring1
#896vorpal blade1
#586wang1
#603white hat hacker T-shirt1
#122white snakeskin duster1
#512wicker shield1
#91willowy bonnet1
#1245wolf mask1
#281world's smallest violin1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#590wreath of laurels1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#78wristwatch of the white knight1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#176yak anorak1
#80yak toupee1

Wow, that's 568 items total!

what items are this player missing?