| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #70 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 26 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #337 | Boss Bat bling | 10 |
| #760 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #355 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #491 | Drowsy Sword | 39 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #216 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #216 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #714 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 38 |
| #454 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 8 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #646 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 7 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #30 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 25 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #247 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #607 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #101 | aerated diving helmet | 2 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #1420 | badass belt | 39 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #179 | bit of clingfilm | 22 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #859 | bottle of goofballs | 30 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #109 | comfy pillow | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #64 | das boot | 2 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #503 | duct tape | 68 |
| #12 | dwarvish war helmet | 13 |
| #14 | dwarvish war kilt | 5 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #618 | easter egg balloon | 39 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #867 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #89 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 13 |
| #191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #238 | filthy lucre | 136 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #338 | fuzzy busby | 8 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #461 | gold wedding ring | 9 |
| #293 | green clay bead | 35 |
| #1020 | grue egg | 26 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #1049 | handful of confetti | 39 |
| #435 | heart of the volcano | 16 |
| #107 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 15 |
| #25 | note from Clancy | 3 |
| #673 | obsidian dagger | 27 |
| #912 | old sweatpants | 53 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #337 | pink clay bead | 40 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #470 | pork elf goodies sack | 14 |
| #366 | purple clay bead | 7 |
| #537 | red class ring | 13 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #397 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #72 | spark plug earring | 10 |
| #827 | spectre scepter | 39 |
| #170 | sponge cake | 3 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #651 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #657 | white class ring | 7 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #1003 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #167 | woven baling wire bracelets | 6 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |