| #48 | Ancient Saucehelm | 23 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #255 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 39 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #84 | Bonerdagon necklace | 86 |
| #337 | Boss Bat bling | 10 |
| #79 | Boss Bat britches | 111 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #67 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 62 |
| #70 | Colander of Em-er'il | 16 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #215 | Crown of the Goblin King | 99 |
| #197 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
| #491 | Drowsy Sword | 39 |
| #105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 16 |
| #45 | Elder Turtle Shell | 21 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #276 | Iron Beta of Industry | 34 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #693 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 39 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #78 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 18 |
| #25 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #210 | badass belt | 159 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #50 | cheap toaster | 29 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #68 | easter egg balloon | 152 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1191 | filthy lucre | 16 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #47 | fuzzy dice | 35 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #108 | grue egg | 155 |
| #1049 | handful of confetti | 39 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #261 | jazz soap | 110 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #33 | mushroom fermenting solution | 188 |
| #498 | obsidian dagger | 36 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #63 | pixellated candy heart | 333 |
| #491 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #160 | red balloon | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #265 | rusty chain necklace | 11 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #282 | sawblade shield | 11 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #493 | solid gold bowling ball | 36 |
| #827 | spectre scepter | 39 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #36 | stainless steel scarf | 36 |
| #95 | stainless steel shillelagh | 20 |
| #85 | stainless steel skullcap | 17 |
| #172 | stainless steel slacks | 14 |
| #65 | stainless steel solitaire | 18 |
| #45 | stainless steel suspenders | 37 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #16 | tortoise's blessing | 1,211 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #311 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 32 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #5 | wax lips | 2 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #242 | wrench bracelet | 15 |