| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #273 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #178 | Atomic Pop | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #47 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 13 |
| #55 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 12 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #31 | BGE pocket calendar | 13 |
| #34 | BGE shotglass | 102 |
| #92 | BGE temporary tattoo | 8 |
| #67 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 11 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #995 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #607 | CRIMBCO scrip | 285 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #195 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #142 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 4 |
| #154 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 4 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #713 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #844 | Go-Wassail | 7 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #557 | Imp Ale | 227 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #94 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 89 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #273 | Ram's Face Lager | 115 |
| #32 | Saison du Lune | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #227 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 5 |
| #239 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 4 |
| #237 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 4 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #441 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #585 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 13 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #910 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #86 | bacon bath ball | 11 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #695 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #441 | bindlestocking | 5 |
| #275 | black & tan | 8 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #376 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 2 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #46 | bone chips | 707 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #491 | bottle of bubbles | 12 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #146 | can of Swiller | 37 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #163 | chocolate bath ball | 6 |
| #289 | chocolate cigar | 6 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #483 | cream stout | 2 |
| #81 | day-old beer | 5 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #737 | fudgecule | 426 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #979 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 34 |
| #748 | ice-cold Willer | 34 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #846 | jerky coins | 8 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #257 | lollipop stick | 276 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #33 | mulled cider | 57 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #40 | natto-infused sake | 8 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #140 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #76 | overpriced "imported" beer | 5 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #90 | plain old beer | 5 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #60 | pog #01 (spider) | 18 |
| #91 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 11 |
| #81 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 13 |
| #54 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 18 |
| #81 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 13 |
| #124 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 9 |
| #75 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 14 |
| #120 | pog #08 (hellion) | 9 |
| #78 | pog #09 (pirate) | 13 |
| #55 | pog #10 (hobo) | 21 |
| #71 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 14 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #15 | pumpkin beer | 239 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #397 | sleeping stocking | 7 |
| #581 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #556 | sucker scaffold | 8 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #483 | superheated fudge | 5 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #67 | tankard of ale | 73 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #256 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 8 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #45 | tobiko-infused sake | 8 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #237 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 15 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #407 | warbear battery | 3 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #116 | warbear blizzard mead | 4 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #68 | warbear energy bracers | 3 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #271 | warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| #302 | warbear helm fragment | 5 |
| #66 | warbear high-efficiency still | 3 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #254 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 3 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #125 | warbear liquid overcoat | 12 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #322 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #298 | warbear trouser fragment | 5 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #313 | warbear whosit | 395 |
| #21 | wasabi-infused sake | 32 |
| #650 | wind-up meatcar | 7 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |