| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1222 | Crimbuck | 383 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
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| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #2315 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #768 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 5 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #483 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #383 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 6 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #993 | battered Crimbo Crate | 6 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #4830 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1604 | brick | 10 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #998 | duct tape | 21 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #345 | elven moonshine | 34 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #853 | empty agua de vida bottle | 55 |
| #425 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #61 | fake hand | 338 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #316 | figurine of a cold seal | 19 |
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| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #416 | filthy lucre | 93 |
| #753 | flavored foot massage oil | 4 |
| #540 | foam dart | 34 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1814 | herringcello | 3 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #812 | hobo nickel | 121 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1198 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #883 | knuckle sandwich | 16 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #1741 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #679 | mood ring | 2 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #578 | personalized coffee mug | 61 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #680 | petrified wood | 10 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #190 | plain brown wrapper | 3 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #266 | seal-blubber candle | 10 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #699 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 6 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #1906 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4918 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4051 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1895 | stuffed mink | 14 |
| #2227 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2154 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #1859 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #3745 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #31 | unfortunate dumplings | 22 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #198 | upsy daisy | 24 |
| #1508 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #726 | viking helmet | 5 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #971 | wad of dough | 4 |
| #434 | wad of tofu | 7 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #769 | water pipe bomb | 9 |
| #890 | white candy heart | 4 |
| #518 | white chocolate chips | 11 |
| #700 | white class ring | 6 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #870 | white lightning | 3 |
| #723 | white pixel | 11 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #693 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1211 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |