| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #162 | Mer-kin healscroll | 2 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #614 | Schrödinger's thermos | 14 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #493 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #145 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 17 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #283 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 7 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #741 | fine wine | 2 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #127 | flytrap pellet | 2 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #415 | grapefruit | 11 |
| #211 | grapes | 50 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #229 | kumquartz | 30 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #406 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #250 | mulled cider | 7 |
| #586 | mummy wrapping | 10 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #476 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #284 | pearidot | 24 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #350 | red class ring | 28 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #592 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #480 | shot of tomato schnapps | 4 |
| #151 | slug of rum | 4 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #198 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #211 | soggy seed packet | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1098 | spooky mushroom | 15 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #586 | tomato | 31 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #512 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #585 | white class ring | 9 |
| #321 | wine spritzer | 2 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |