| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #157 | BRICKO eye brick | 429 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #212 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 48 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2035 | Crimbuck | 35 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #52 | Inner Truth | 5 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #2145 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #370 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 21 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #301 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #192 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 7 |
| #202 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 6 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #674 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 6 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #673 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 7 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4406 | badass belt | 7 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #200 | blue class ring | 21 |
| #1222 | brine | 3 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1499 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #263 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #216 | costume sword | 3 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #25 | diving muff | 17 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1209 | duct tape | 14 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #198 | elven squeeze | 18 |
| #453 | empty agua de vida bottle | 388 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #26 | glowing esca | 9 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #221 | green clay bead | 56 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #3055 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #29 | jamfish jam | 43 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #174 | lollipop stick | 451 |
| #109 | mole molé | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1708 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #98 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #269 | pink clay bead | 66 |
| #907 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #279 | purple clay bead | 12 |
| #197 | red class ring | 83 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1060 | roll of toilet paper | 41 |
| #42 | salinated mint julep | 45 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #296 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 9 |
| #44 | small slimy cyst | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2233 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #184 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #111 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #1728 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #48 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1781 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1549 | vinegar | 2 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #217 | white class ring | 49 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |