| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #157 | BRICKO eye brick | 429 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #212 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 48 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2030 | Crimbuck | 35 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #53 | Inner Truth | 5 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #369 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 21 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #300 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 2 |
| #190 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 7 |
| #200 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 6 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #673 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 6 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #672 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 7 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #193 | blue class ring | 21 |
| #1224 | brine | 3 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #215 | costume sword | 3 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #25 | diving muff | 17 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1209 | duct tape | 14 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #195 | elven squeeze | 18 |
| #450 | empty agua de vida bottle | 388 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #26 | glowing esca | 9 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #219 | green clay bead | 56 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #29 | jamfish jam | 43 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #175 | lollipop stick | 451 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #263 | pink clay bead | 66 |
| #910 | portable photocopier | 2 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #277 | purple clay bead | 12 |
| #191 | red class ring | 83 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1059 | roll of toilet paper | 41 |
| #42 | salinated mint julep | 45 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #297 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 9 |
| #44 | small slimy cyst | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #186 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #114 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #49 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1551 | vinegar | 2 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #211 | white class ring | 49 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |