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| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #14 | Atomic Comic | 17 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #672 | FDKOL commendation | 36 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #104 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 52 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #157 | Pokëmann band-aid | 3 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 7 |
| #374 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 4 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 8 |
| #309 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 7 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #96 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 14 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #2581 | Yummy Tummy bean | 8 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #338 | bone chips | 44 |
| #369 | bottle of fire | 3 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #1285 | box of sunshine | 155 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #22 | chainsaw chain | 30 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #8 | really really sticky spider web | 365 |
| #38 | really sticky spider web | 11 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #248 | sack lunch | 2 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #18 | spider web | 11,651 |
| #39 | squirming egg sac | 299 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #902 | stuffed snowy owl | 52 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |