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| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #14 | Atomic Comic | 17 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #591 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #762 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1852 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1369 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #671 | FDKOL commendation | 36 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #104 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 52 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #483 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #383 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #157 | Pokëmann band-aid | 3 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 7 |
| #374 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 4 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #287 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #447 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #435 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #491 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 8 |
| #309 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 7 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #322 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #767 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #645 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #705 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #96 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 14 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #2580 | Yummy Tummy bean | 8 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #337 | bone chips | 44 |
| #368 | bottle of fire | 3 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #1289 | box of sunshine | 155 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #22 | chainsaw chain | 30 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #2126 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #393 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #144 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #8 | really really sticky spider web | 365 |
| #38 | really sticky spider web | 11 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #252 | sack lunch | 2 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #807 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #18 | spider web | 11,651 |
| #39 | squirming egg sac | 299 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed snowy owl | 52 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #168 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #924 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #873 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |