| #975 | Angry Farmer candy | 38 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #383 | Crimboween memo | 25 |
| #1116 | Crown of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #114 | Dolphin King's crown | 37 |
| #50 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 71 |
| #268 | Ent cider | 36 |
| #50 | Kentucky-style derby | 5 |
| #363 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 11 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #121 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 184 |
| #167 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 377 |
| #347 | Rock Pops | 145 |
| #928 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #561 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 83 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #274 | Valentine | 111 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1632 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #194 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,102 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #800 | astral mushroom | 5 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #91 | bat-ass leather jacket | 2 |
| #768 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2978 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #95 | blue glowstick | 15 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #64 | bow | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #12 | broken cellular phone | 1,012 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #236 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 25 |
| #8 | clockwork shank | 53 |
| #1554 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #490 | eggnog | 36 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #942 | fruitcake | 21 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #166 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 4 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #159 | guitar pick | 30 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #10 | heart of rock and roll | 100 |
| #160 | heavy metal sonata | 4 |
| #56 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 25 |
| #675 | herbs | 8 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #55 | iron pasta spoon | 167 |
| #2373 | killing feather | 4 |
| #50 | kneecapping stick | 329 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5 | leather chaps | 2,310 |
| #314 | mafia aria | 82 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | mesh cap | 36,660 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #22 | oriole-feather headdress | 56 |
| #119 | oyster basket | 98 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #48 | pants of the Slug Lord | 55 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #11 | piece of after eight | 240 |
| #619 | pixellated candy heart | 19 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #232 | red plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #322 | scroll of pasta summoning | 46 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #856 | shiny ring | 27 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #69 | spiced rum | 15 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #45 | spork | 103 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #549 | stone of eXtreme power | 15 |
| #1216 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #971 | string of red beads | 12 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #57 | support cummerbund | 161 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1663 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1290 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 14 |
| #928 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 19 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1670 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #1398 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #985 | tiny plastic killer bee | 18 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 16 |
| #997 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 18 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #930 | tiny plastic mosquito | 19 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #732 | tiny plastic stab bat | 24 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #850 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #444 | yo-yo | 70 |
| #678 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |