| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #585 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #28 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #859 | duct tape | 27 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #36 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #449 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #1010 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 41 |
| #2049 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #1168 | stuffed Meat | 36 |
| #2154 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #1590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #892 | stuffed key | 55 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1194 | stuffed mink | 35 |
| #1467 | stuffed monocle | 25 |
| #1987 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2438 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1114 | stuffed teddy butler | 39 |
| #1231 | stuffed tin of caviar | 34 |
| #803 | stuffed treasure chest | 64 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |