| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #754 | CRIMBCO scrip | 155 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #163 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 30 |
| #129 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 23 |
| #1031 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #545 | Crimbo fudge | 19 |
| #1027 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #226 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 6 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #1394 | Crimbuck | 255 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #8 | En Una Fila Tequila | 6 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #136 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 12 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #624 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #251 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 5 |
| #631 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #88 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #92 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #432 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 27 |
| #427 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 27 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #379 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 35 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #10 | The Spirit of Giving | 3 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #122 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #467 | blind-packed capsule toy | 2 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #45 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #186 | cabooze | 5 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #381 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
| #66 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #18 | concentrated fish broth | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #1205 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #334 | dire fudgesicle | 3 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #188 | freightcake | 5 |
| #225 | frigid fudgepuck | 17 |
| #36 | fruit basket | 11 |
| #612 | fudge lily | 4 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #726 | fudgecule | 465 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #142 | green and red bean | 35 |
| #754 | green gummi ingot | 12 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #105 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1074 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #141 | honey-drenched ham slice | 6 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #27 | liquid SONAR | 5 |
| #73 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 3 |
| #133 | moist Crimbo spices | 28 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #282 | negative lump | 19 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #131 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #53 | powdered candy sushi set | 19 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #659 | red gummi ingot | 21 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #189 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 2 |
| #83 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 17 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #316 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 8 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #480 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #440 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 10 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #648 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 6 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #232 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 10 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #601 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 7 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #478 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 5 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #293 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 15 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 12 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #588 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 7 |
| #650 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 6 |
| #439 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 10 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #542 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 8 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #596 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #582 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #486 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 9 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #488 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 9 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic moneybee | 6 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #541 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 8 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #483 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 5 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #144 | waterlogged cloth | 4 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #142 | waterlogged stuffing | 4 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #118 | white Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #746 | yellow gummi ingot | 12 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |