| #298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #520 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 2 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #58 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 10 |
| #156 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #422 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
| #57 | C.H.U.M. chum | 39 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #533 | CRIMBCO mug | 21 |
| #1095 | CRIMBCO scrip | 45 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #423 | Corpse Island iced tea | 12 |
| #915 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #1051 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #920 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #220 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 26 |
| #325 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #196 | Let Me Be! | 7 |
| #126 | Maxing, Relaxing | 7 |
| #82 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 15 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #402 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
| #158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #10 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 4 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| #159 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1205 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #538 | barrrnacle | 28 |
| #640 | battered Crimbo Crate | 14 |
| #161 | bed of coals | 5 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #287 | black plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #431 | black striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #262 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 24 |
| #183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
| #238 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 9 |
| #973 | candy cane | 36 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1200 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #186 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #144 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 620 |
| #531 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #244 | corncob pipe | 6 |
| #468 | corpse on the beach | 11 |
| #379 | corpsedriver | 13 |
| #356 | corpsetini | 14 |
| #151 | cup of infinite pencils | 10 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #194 | decaying goldfish liver | 41 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #26 | dinged-up triangle | 3 |
| #13 | dried gelatinous cube | 2 |
| #333 | dull fish scale | 7 |
| #365 | dusty Crimbo crate | 31 |
| #897 | eggnog | 17 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1476 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #126 | frayed rope belt | 11 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #79 | frigid air mattress | 7 |
| #80 | frigid mote | 9 |
| #123 | frozen banquet | 17 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #405 | gator skin | 10 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #244 | glob of green slime | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #572 | green beer | 21 |
| #1369 | herringcello | 13 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #411 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| #12 | jar of squeeze | 57 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1147 | knuckle sandwich | 7 |
| #78 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 20 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #443 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #702 | long skinny balloon | 4 |
| #120 | lucky bottlecap | 13 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #388 | off-white striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #89 | panhandle panhandling hat | 16 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #215 | puce paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #168 | puce striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #445 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #71 | roll of Hob-Os | 32 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #394 | sand dollar | 3 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #101 | shark tooth | 2 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #189 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #156 | soggy seed packet | 7 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #333 | spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #42 | star starfish | 20 |
| #239 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #767 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #188 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #28 | unfortunate dumplings | 27 |
| #421 | unstable DNA | 125 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #328 | voodoo snuff | 4 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #660 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #417 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |