| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1088 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #759 | Crimbo fudge | 11 |
| #1095 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #90 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 4 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1641 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #949 | elven cellocello | 21 |
| #830 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #675 | gray bow tie | 9 |
| #392 | herringcello | 33 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #375 | lucky bottlecap | 3 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #71 | pair of ragged claws | 5 |
| #453 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #579 | penguin focaccia bread | 27 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #457 | petrified wood | 17 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #698 | pumpkinhead mask | 8 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1882 | rogue swarmer | 30 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1671 | sawblade fragment | 33 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #639 | spooky bark | 11 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #556 | spooky sap | 14 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1160 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #2125 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #491 | wolfman mask | 12 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |