| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #66 | Accordion of Jordion | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #126 | Claybender glasses | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #214 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #225 | Misty Cape | 6 |
| #278 | Misty Cloak | 3 |
| #290 | Misty Robe | 3 |
| #781 | Mohawk wig | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #608 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 8 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #160 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #99 | accord ion | 2 |
| #44 | accordion file | 2 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #41 | alarm accordion | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #93 | autocalliope | 2 |
| #527 | baconstone | 15 |
| #2164 | badass belt | 24 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #40 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #163 | brown felt tophat | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #251 | figurine of a charred seal | 13 |
| #610 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #773 | filthy knitted dread sack | 2 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #458 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #419 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #140 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #124 | gingham blouse | 2 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #302 | goatskin umbrella | 4 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #547 | gold wedding ring | 5 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #88 | green clay bead | 131 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #350 | hamethyst | 23 |
| #799 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #311 | imp unity ring | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #133 | loadstone | 7 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #159 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1239 | old sweatpants | 23 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #104 | orc wrist | 5 |
| #134 | orcish stud-finder | 2 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #104 | pink clay bead | 198 |
| #307 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #201 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 5 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #174 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 6 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #328 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| 🥉 | porcelain pelerine | 3 |
| #355 | porquoise | 21 |
| #158 | punk rock jacket | 5 |
| #113 | purple clay bead | 42 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #133 | troll britches | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #460 | wool hat | 2 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |