| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #999 | CRIMBCO scrip | 65 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #191 | FDKOL commendation | 3,477 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #140 | Fitspiration™ poster | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #116 | Green Clover of Justice | 14 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #191 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 5 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #85 | Instant Karma | 131 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #447 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 13 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #138 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #111 | Shivering Chèvre | 28 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #55 | UV monocular | 3 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #201 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 14 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #130 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 6 |
| #324 | bag of W&Ws | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #461 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #108 | black friar's tonsure | 9 |
| #159 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #138 | blue oyster badge | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #136 | brigand brittle | 46 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #143 | button rouge | 1 |
| #408 | can of Binarrrca | 23 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #179 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #97 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #175 | fireclutch | 3 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #149 | flask flops | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #226 | fuzzy busby | 14 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #118 | giant neckbeard | 8 |
| #24 | giant tube of black lipstick | 849 |
| #161 | gilt perfume bottle | 1 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #170 | glass of gnat milk | 3 |
| #151 | glass of warm milk | 4 |
| #110 | gold toothbrush | 27 |
| #164 | grue egg | 121 |
| #203 | handful of confetti | 157 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #129 | holistic headache remedy | 24 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #73 | jive turkey leg | 45 |
| #42 | loose purse strings | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #466 | obsidian dagger | 38 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #392 | peanut brittle shield | 7 |
| #201 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #132 | plastic Jefferson wings | 3 |
| #209 | pretty flower | 1,260 |
| #107 | pygmy adder oil | 23 |
| #116 | pygmy dart | 7 |
| #119 | pygmy papers | 16 |
| #124 | pygmy witchhazel | 4 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #172 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 8 |
| #141 | short deposition | 3 |
| #112 | skelelton spine | 48 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #585 | spectre scepter | 56 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #180 | stainless steel solitaire | 12 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #138 | wumpus hair | 15 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |