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| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
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| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
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| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
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| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #434 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 16 |
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| #641 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 11 |
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| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
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| #405 | tiny plastic blooper | 16 |
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| #825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
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| #535 | tiny plastic demoninja | 13 |
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| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
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| #548 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 13 |
| #591 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 12 |
| #549 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 13 |
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| #929 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
| #467 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 35 |
| #431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 16 |
| #548 | tiny plastic goth giant | 13 |
| #773 | tiny plastic grue | 22 |
| #712 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #366 | tiny plastic hermit | 11 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
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| #581 | tiny plastic killer bee | 28 |
| #538 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 13 |
| #656 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 26 |
| #464 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 34 |
| #415 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 16 |
| #889 | tiny plastic mosquito | 20 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #631 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #563 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #561 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 30 |
| #692 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #690 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #479 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 14 |
| #499 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 14 |
| #316 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 20 |
| #633 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 26 |
| #504 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 14 |
| #579 | tiny plastic stab bat | 29 |
| #495 | tiny plastic star starfish | 32 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
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| #294 | tiny plastic taco cat | 22 |
| #251 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 24 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
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| #376 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #601 | tiny plastic warwelf | 12 |
| #404 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 17 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #286 | tofurkey leg | 29 |
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| #1839 | towel | 1 |
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| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |