| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #18 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 5 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #192 | Bulky Buddy Box | 14 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #343 | Corpse Island iced tea | 15 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #106 | Green Clover of Justice | 15 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #161 | Knob pasty | 3 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #452 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 8 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #323 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 4 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #63 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 19 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #613 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 9 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #51 | Travels with Jerry | 11 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #20 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 3 |
| #20 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #63 | banana daiquiri | 6 |
| #377 | banana peel | 8 |
| #82 | banana smoothie | 11 |
| #26 | banana spritzer | 12 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #367 | baseball | 11 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #379 | bejeweled cufflinks | 11 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #1313 | box of sunshine | 148 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #923 | candy cane | 38 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #88 | cement sandals | 9 |
| #494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #81 | chrome stick | 3 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #214 | corpse on the beach | 24 |
| #231 | corpsedriver | 21 |
| #307 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #39 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #620 | diamond necklace | 11 |
| #4 | disease | 99,999 |
| #366 | distilled fortified wine | 7 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #458 | dusty Crimbo crate | 24 |
| #164 | elven cellocello | 52 |
| #29 | elven moonshine | 205 |
| #280 | elven socks | 16 |
| #146 | elven suicide capsule | 55 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #52 | especially salty dog | 12 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| 🥉 | fake blood | 1,256 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #239 | fancy opera glasses | 18 |
| #262 | festive holiday hat | 16 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #128 | frigid mote | 6 |
| #262 | garish pinky ring | 17 |
| #1387 | ghost cucumber | 10 |
| #134 | ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #241 | golden ring | 91 |
| #348 | gray bow tie | 20 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #212 | herringcello | 43 |
| 🥇 | hypodermic needle | 10,098 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1510 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1495 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #553 | killing feather | 58 |
| #88 | knuckle sandwich | 292 |
| #498 | laser-broiled pear | 16 |
| #89 | linoleum stick | 2 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #65 | nanite-infested candy cane | 237 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #79 | night-vision goggles | 12 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #113 | not-a-pipe | 5 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #272 | pack of KWE trading card | 11 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #90 | passable elf mask | 27 |
| #236 | patent leather shoes | 28 |
| #206 | penguin focaccia bread | 43 |
| #273 | penguin thesaurus | 26 |
| #679 | pet rock | 11 |
| #170 | pocketwatch on a chain | 12 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #133 | poison pen | 9 |
| #60 | polyalloy shield | 25 |
| #71 | psycho sweater | 5 |
| 🥇 | pulsing flesh | 314 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #137 | red-headed corpse | 2 |
| #1083 | robotronic egg | 24 |
| #523 | rogue swarmer | 73 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #985 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #178 | sawblade fragment | 116 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #461 | spade necklace | 14 |
| #463 | spectral pickle | 24 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #12 | stinkin' bindle | 39 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #684 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 64 |
| #663 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 67 |
| #503 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 82 |
| #447 | stuffed Meat | 103 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #469 | stuffed angry cow | 88 |
| #740 | stuffed astral badger | 64 |
| #499 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 89 |
| #79 | stuffed bandersnatch | 3 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #69 | stuffed caterpillar | 3 |
| #241 | stuffed cocoabo | 134 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #379 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 103 |
| #356 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 106 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #454 | stuffed hand turkey | 91 |
| #251 | stuffed key | 200 |
| #744 | stuffed martini | 10 |
| #442 | stuffed mind flayer | 93 |
| #421 | stuffed mink | 107 |
| #416 | stuffed monocle | 109 |
| #254 | stuffed ninja snowman | 21 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #466 | stuffed scary death orb | 90 |
| #506 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 86 |
| #467 | stuffed snowy owl | 87 |
| #639 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 72 |
| #472 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 17 |
| #443 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 91 |
| #416 | stuffed teddy butler | 108 |
| #458 | stuffed tin of caviar | 99 |
| #286 | stuffed treasure chest | 185 |
| #471 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 89 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #270 | teddy bear | 26 |
| #497 | teddy borg | 19 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #175 | throwing wrench | 14 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #126 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 49 |
| #130 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 47 |
| #72 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 44 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 40 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 58 |
| #174 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Boris | 2 |
| #148 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 26 |
| #148 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 88 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 71 |
| #119 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 64 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #138 | tiny plastic Felonia | 26 |
| #136 | tiny plastic G Imp | 43 |
| #104 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 55 |
| #131 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 45 |
| #121 | tiny plastic Hellion | 48 |
| #123 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 47 |
| #139 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 27 |
| #123 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 48 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 59 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 55 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 57 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #93 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 63 |
| #123 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 49 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 59 |
| #126 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 48 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Susie | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 41 |
| #72 | tiny plastic The Man | 44 |
| #104 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 58 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 25 |
| #125 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 50 |
| #128 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 23 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #176 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 37 |
| #184 | tiny plastic angry goat | 78 |
| #101 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 56 |
| #125 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 49 |
| #145 | tiny plastic astronomer | 43 |
| #146 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 93 |
| #213 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 65 |
| #123 | tiny plastic beanbat | 49 |
| #196 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 16 |
| #175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 81 |
| #103 | tiny plastic blooper | 51 |
| #100 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 60 |
| #113 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 52 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #165 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 84 |
| #154 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 86 |
| #97 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 35 |
| #135 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 45 |
| #111 | tiny plastic demoninja | 55 |
| #114 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 28 |
| #142 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 43 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #122 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 47 |
| #134 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 45 |
| #138 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 47 |
| #103 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 59 |
| #179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 76 |
| #171 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 79 |
| #160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 87 |
| #111 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 55 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #141 | tiny plastic goth giant | 45 |
| #166 | tiny plastic grue | 78 |
| #132 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 44 |
| #183 | tiny plastic hermit | 18 |
| #209 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 70 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3,054 |
| #182 | tiny plastic killer bee | 76 |
| #137 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 43 |
| #254 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 55 |
| #187 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 73 |
| #147 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 38 |
| #168 | tiny plastic mosquito | 79 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #130 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 48 |
| #148 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 22 |
| #193 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 74 |
| #192 | tiny plastic sauceror | 18 |
| #144 | tiny plastic scary clown | 42 |
| #149 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 22 |
| #115 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 52 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #119 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 52 |
| #93 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 63 |
| #203 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 68 |
| #106 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 58 |
| #164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 84 |
| #163 | tiny plastic star starfish | 78 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 57 |
| #99 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 69 |
| #101 | tiny plastic taco cat | 58 |
| #108 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 50 |
| #233 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 16 |
| #107 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 55 |
| #82 | tiny plastic warwelf | 59 |
| #113 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 52 |
| #81 | tiny plastic zmobie | 64 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #708 | toothsome rock | 13 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #4 | unstable DNA | 3,876 |
| #446 | unstable laser battery | 65 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #433 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #4 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1,000 |
| #1437 | vinegar | 4 |
| #319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 19 |
| #94 | white collar | 22 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |