| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1174 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #14 | eXtreme scarf | 762 |
| #1296 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1912 | grue egg | 12 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |