| #309 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #335 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2,392 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #254 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #75 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 4 |
| #150 | Cookbook of the Damned | 3 |
| #532 | Corpse Island iced tea | 10 |
| #301 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 19 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #586 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 7 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #84 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 4 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #542 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| #39 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #84 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 2 |
| #1035 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #53 | Kissin' Cousins | 9 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #93 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #48 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #165 | Necrotelicomnicon | 4 |
| #119 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 13 |
| #166 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 9 |
| #151 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 9 |
| #114 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 8 |
| #100 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 9 |
| #78 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 12 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #200 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #185 | Sinful Desires | 3 |
| #71 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #139 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #68 | Summer Nights | 10 |
| #93 | Tales from the Fireside | 8 |
| #254 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 12 |
| #131 | The Art of Slapfighting | 9 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #281 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 12 |
| #238 | The Joy of Wassailing | 14 |
| #59 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #314 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #786 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 4 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #845 | awful poetry journal | 50 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| 🥇 | babycakes | 20,028 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1797 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #553 | box of sunshine | 591 |
| #6 | bronze breastplate | 323 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #4 | clock-cleaning hammer | 70 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #790 | corpse on the beach | 6 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #579 | corpsetini | 9 |
| #145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #909 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #1236 | disturbing fanfic | 14 |
| #43 | donkey flipbook | 15 |
| #77 | dwarvish magazine | 14 |
| #928 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #1137 | evil teddy bear | 9 |
| #1167 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #48 | giant book of ancient carols | 3 |
| #54 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #1342 | grue egg | 19 |
| #63 | halfberd | 12 |
| #66 | handmade hobby horse | 3 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #192 | hovering sombrero | 2 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #131 | kickback cookbook | 5 |
| #98 | lavender candygram | 6 |
| #348 | leaflet | 2 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #235 | leprechaun hatchling | 2 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #417 | penguin thesaurus | 17 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #50 | pirate brochure | 10 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #147 | purple corpsel | 2 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #968 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1294 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #83 | sensitive poetry journal | 10 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #9 | sorority girl's box | 5 |
| #394 | spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #208 | terrible poem | 5 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #471 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 3 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #846 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #983 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #58 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 3 |
| #170 | very overdue library book | 2 |
| #23 | viking helmet | 1,926 |
| #27 | wholeberd | 6 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |