| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1368 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #843 | Daffy Taffy | 31 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1790 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #1618 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #450 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #137 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 154 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1425 | Yummy Tummy bean | 96 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 8 |
| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #591 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #241 | can of Binarrrca | 43 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1088 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #1214 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #352 | decaying goldfish liver | 12 |
| #561 | disease | 11 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1032 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #968 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #464 | gator skin | 7 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #2495 | golden ring | 9 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #339 | gyroscope | 9 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #657 | hobo nickel | 246 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1241 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #100 | phonics down | 1,083 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1293 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1622 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #314 | sewer nuggets | 54 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #860 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1281 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #434 | stale baguette | 2 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1059 | tiny house | 42 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2653 | toast | 18 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #402 | unstable DNA | 129 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #610 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |