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| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #844 | Daffy Taffy | 31 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1791 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #1618 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #136 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 154 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1425 | Yummy Tummy bean | 96 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 8 |
| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #239 | can of Binarrrca | 43 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1089 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #1212 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #353 | decaying goldfish liver | 12 |
| #560 | disease | 11 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #462 | gator skin | 7 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #2497 | golden ring | 9 |
| #900 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #339 | gyroscope | 9 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #655 | hobo nickel | 246 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1240 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #99 | phonics down | 1,083 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #941 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #314 | sewer nuggets | 54 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #859 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1281 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #434 | stale baguette | 2 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2497 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1060 | tiny house | 42 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2647 | toast | 18 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #402 | unstable DNA | 129 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #608 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |