| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #239 | Inner Wisdom | 2 |
| #550 | Instant Karma | 9 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #347 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #6 | Source terminal | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #630 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #461 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #333 | black pudding | 6 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #876 | brick | 37 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #38 | flickering pixel | 3 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #132 | ornate picture frame | 17 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #53 | replica bat-oomerang | 11 |
| #1183 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #35 | special edition Batfellow comic | 31 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #134 | wand of pigification | 5 |