| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #486 | Bonerdagon necklace | 24 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #531 | Boss Bat britches | 28 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #317 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1562 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #880 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 30 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Eh? | 3 |
| #58 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 16 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #760 | ball | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #425 | canteen of wine | 65 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #644 | elven limbos gingerbread | 20 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #876 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #792 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #308 | gray bow tie | 22 |
| #234 | gyroscope | 12 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #479 | herringcello | 30 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #678 | knuckle sandwich | 28 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1499 | monomolecular yo-yo | 5 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #143 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #294 | patent leather shoes | 23 |
| #987 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
| #288 | penguin thesaurus | 25 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #398 | possessed top | 14 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #380 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1223 | rogue swarmer | 46 |
| #1377 | sawblade fragment | 40 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #967 | spectre scepter | 32 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #4575 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #587 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #6364 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1417 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #578 | stuffed martini | 14 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1532 | stuffed mink | 22 |
| #1911 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1601 | stuffed teddy butler | 21 |
| #2154 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #747 | synthetic stuffing | 6 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #953 | theoretical string | 8 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 17 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #962 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1708 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #979 | tiny plastic grue | 18 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #999 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #995 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 18 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #958 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 18 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #660 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 14 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #127 | unstable DNA | 405 |
| #1282 | unstable laser battery | 40 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |