| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #292 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #186 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 2 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #129 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 2 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #238 | LED block | 6 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #160 | brick of sand | 12 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #337 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #308 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
| #259 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 5 |
| #216 | cursed bottle of rum | 8 |
| #244 | cursed cannonball | 4 |
| #208 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 7 |
| #214 | cursed sea biscuit | 7 |
| #175 | cursed voodoo skull | 9 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #340 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 3 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #484 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
| #129 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #670 | fetid feather | 2 |
| #636 | flaming feather | 5 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #462 | frightful feather | 11 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #665 | handful of sand | 7 |
| #425 | handful of sawdust | 6 |
| #364 | handful of walnuts | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #854 | herringcello | 22 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #888 | killing feather | 45 |
| #328 | laser-broiled pear | 24 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #500 | penguin focaccia bread | 29 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1251 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #1001 | rogue swarmer | 52 |
| #1137 | sawblade fragment | 45 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #1005 | theoretical string | 7 |
| #943 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2123 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #259 | unstable laser battery | 79 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |