| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #257 | Bulky Buddy Box | 11 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #293 | Goodfella contract | 135 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #180 | borg sock monkey | 11 |
| #43 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #428 | buckyball | 11 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #166 | cyborg doll | 11 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #624 | dollhive | 11 |
| #811 | duct tape | 30 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #258 | gyroscope | 11 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #30 | makeshift crane | 31 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #51 | marionette collective | 11 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #26 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #31 | miniature castagnets | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #1226 | monomolecular yo-yo | 11 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #111 | roboduck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #2193 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
| #919 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 51 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1856 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #1778 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2010 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1694 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #1890 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1534 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1264 | stuffed gray blob | 11 |
| #1308 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #2212 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #2059 | stuffed scary death orb | 25 |
| #2189 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2289 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2217 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #698 | teddy borg | 11 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #453 | towel | 21 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #90 | toy deathbot | 11 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #96 | toy maglev monorail | 11 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |