| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #141 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #367 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 6 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #425 | Blood Light | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #383 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 4 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #25 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 11 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #578 | FDKOL commendation | 94 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #49 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
| #56 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #405 | NPZR chemistry set | 7 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #393 | Schrödinger's thermos | 42 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #402 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #94 | Uncle Romulus | 11 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #8 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 21 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #49 | abandoned candy | 82 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #75 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #60 | antique painting of a landscape | 10 |
| #130 | antique pair of blue jeans | 7 |
| #219 | antique record album | 12 |
| #109 | antique souvenir drawing | 9 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #60 | beholed bedsheet | 10 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #181 | bottled inspiration | 4 |
| #2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #107 | bucket of wine | 4 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #28 | chocolate cigar | 41 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #93 | deviled egg | 1 |
| #282 | drop of water-37 | 19 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #28 | fancy canapés | 12 |
| #113 | fat bottom quark | 19 |
| #21 | ferret bait | 2,007 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #295 | fiery wing | 8 |
| #139 | filthy hippy poncho | 4 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #66 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #27 | floaty rock | 3 |
| 🥉 | floorboard cruft | 1,989 |
| #29 | flowing hippy skirt | 47 |
| #58 | forbidden sausage | 6 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #47 | giant glass of brandy | 9 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #50 | glass of bourbon | 13 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| 🥉 | headless sparrow | 936 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #48 | hot egg | 4 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #47 | intricate clockwork egg | 1 |
| #60 | invisible bag | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #82 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #9 | mangled squirrel | 308 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #95 | pickled egg | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plastic cup of beer | 2,002 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #370 | quantum taco | 42 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #21 | shimmering rainbow sand | 50 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #128 | silver shrimp fork | 17 |
| #27 | sinister altar fragment | 14 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #60 | smoking grass | 1,154 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #201 | strange shiny disc | 29 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #19 | thermos of brew | 15 |
| #9 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1,036 |
| #5 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2,004 |
| #11 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 420 |
| #5 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1,994 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #30 | witch hat | 17 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |