#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
#55 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
#141 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
#785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
#1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
#367 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 6 |
#78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
#561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
#501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
#425 | Blood Light | 6 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#383 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 4 |
#1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
#25 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 11 |
#1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
#1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
#190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
#2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
#62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
#1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
#1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
#474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
#85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
#81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
#61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
#578 | FDKOL commendation | 94 |
#92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
#49 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
#56 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
#1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
#441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
#91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
#136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
#1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
#515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
#61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
#253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
#731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
#3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
#723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
#225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
#560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
#405 | NPZR chemistry set | 7 |
#2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
#67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
#113 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
#393 | Schrödinger's thermos | 42 |
#659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
#402 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
#921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
#626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
#592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
#772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
#507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
#137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
#788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
#72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
#102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
#98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
#611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
#843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
#93 | Uncle Romulus | 11 |
#183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#8 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 21 |
#611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
#49 | abandoned candy | 82 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
#75 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
#60 | antique painting of a landscape | 10 |
#130 | antique pair of blue jeans | 7 |
#219 | antique record album | 12 |
#109 | antique souvenir drawing | 9 |
#2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#2445 | baconstone | 1 |
#7431 | badass belt | 1 |
#246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
#224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
#60 | beholed bedsheet | 10 |
#35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
#348 | black spot | 2 |
#391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
#76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
#63 | bonedanna | 1 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
#1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
#181 | bottled inspiration | 4 |
#2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
#110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#107 | bucket of wine | 4 |
#397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
#28 | chocolate cigar | 41 |
#938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
#94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
#515 | daisy | 3 |
#179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
#25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
#93 | deviled egg | 1 |
#282 | drop of water-37 | 19 |
#46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
#44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
#49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
#155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
#289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
#28 | fancy canapés | 12 |
#113 | fat bottom quark | 19 |
#21 | ferret bait | 2,007 |
#309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
#295 | fiery wing | 8 |
#139 | filthy hippy poncho | 4 |
#906 | flaregun | 1 |
#66 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
#27 | floaty rock | 3 |
🥉 | floorboard cruft | 1,989 |
#29 | flowing hippy skirt | 47 |
#58 | forbidden sausage | 6 |
#62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
#196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
#493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
#62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
#1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
#1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
#47 | giant glass of brandy | 9 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#50 | glass of bourbon | 13 |
#211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
#622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
#2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
#5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
#236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
🥉 | headless sparrow | 936 |
#394 | hideous egg | 6 |
#48 | hot egg | 4 |
#72 | innuendo | 1 |
#47 | intricate clockwork egg | 1 |
#60 | invisible bag | 11 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#82 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
#71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
#454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
#565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
#250 | lump of coal | 1 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#9 | mangled squirrel | 308 |
#179 | massive sitar | 1 |
#47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
#109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
#33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
#41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
#169 | mysterious present | 1 |
#434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
#1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
#467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
#263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
#1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
#95 | pickled egg | 1 |
#281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
#171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
#71 | pixel orb | 1 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
🥈 | plastic cup of beer | 2,002 |
#811 | potted cactus | 1 |
#2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#370 | quantum taco | 42 |
#586 | radio button candy | 1 |
#1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
#1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
#103 | scissor duck | 1 |
#167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
#210 | set of jacks | 1 |
#21 | shimmering rainbow sand | 50 |
#71 | silver keg | 1 |
#128 | silver shrimp fork | 17 |
#27 | sinister altar fragment | 14 |
#61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
#806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
#41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
#60 | smoking grass | 1,154 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
#3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
#106 | stapler bear | 1 |
#201 | strange shiny disc | 29 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
#19 | thermos of brew | 15 |
#9 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1,036 |
#5 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2,004 |
#11 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 420 |
#5 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1,994 |
#26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
#1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
#739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
#30 | witch hat | 17 |
🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
#74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |