| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #56 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #147 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #369 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 6 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #426 | Blood Light | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #384 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 4 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #25 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 11 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #191 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #578 | FDKOL commendation | 94 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #50 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
| #58 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #120 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #405 | NPZR chemistry set | 7 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #394 | Schrödinger's thermos | 42 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #404 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #842 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #94 | Uncle Romulus | 11 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #8 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 21 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #47 | abandoned candy | 82 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #76 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #60 | antique painting of a landscape | 10 |
| #129 | antique pair of blue jeans | 7 |
| #219 | antique record album | 12 |
| #110 | antique souvenir drawing | 9 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #61 | beholed bedsheet | 10 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #181 | bottled inspiration | 4 |
| #2286 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #108 | bucket of wine | 4 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #28 | chocolate cigar | 41 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #24 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #93 | deviled egg | 1 |
| #281 | drop of water-37 | 19 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #28 | fancy canapés | 12 |
| #114 | fat bottom quark | 19 |
| #22 | ferret bait | 2,007 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #296 | fiery wing | 8 |
| #139 | filthy hippy poncho | 4 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #65 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #27 | floaty rock | 3 |
| 🥉 | floorboard cruft | 1,989 |
| #29 | flowing hippy skirt | 47 |
| #58 | forbidden sausage | 6 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #47 | giant glass of brandy | 9 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #51 | glass of bourbon | 13 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| 🥉 | headless sparrow | 936 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #48 | hot egg | 4 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #49 | intricate clockwork egg | 1 |
| #60 | invisible bag | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #9 | mangled squirrel | 308 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #95 | pickled egg | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plastic cup of beer | 2,002 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #371 | quantum taco | 42 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #21 | shimmering rainbow sand | 50 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #128 | silver shrimp fork | 17 |
| #27 | sinister altar fragment | 14 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #60 | smoking grass | 1,154 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #201 | strange shiny disc | 29 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #19 | thermos of brew | 15 |
| #9 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1,036 |
| #5 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2,004 |
| #11 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 420 |
| #5 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1,994 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #246 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #30 | witch hat | 17 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #79 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |