| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #12 | Grey Guanon | 9 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #144 | Professor What T-Shirt | 4 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #289 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #667 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #662 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #5251 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #487 | decaying goldfish liver | 4 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #562 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2517 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #39 | red coin | 2 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #426 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2654 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6400 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7883 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7697 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7026 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7827 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |