| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #10 | Grey Guanon | 9 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #142 | Professor What T-Shirt | 4 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #488 | decaying goldfish liver | 4 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #206 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2515 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1464 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #2031 | phish stick | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #39 | red coin | 2 |
| #116 | red shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6384 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |