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| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #125 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 84 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
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| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
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| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
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| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
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| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #566 | original G | 59 |
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| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
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| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
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| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
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| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
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| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #175 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #129 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 12 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
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| #183 | worthless gewgaw | 49 |
| #241 | worthless knick-knack | 38 |
| #146 | worthless trinket | 53 |