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| #80 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 7 |
| #181 | Boss Bat bling | 18 |
| #210 | Boss Bat britches | 61 |
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| #149 | Instant Karma | 71 |
| #299 | Iron Beta of Industry | 31 |
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| #196 | Let Me Be! | 7 |
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| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
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| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
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| #80 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 13 |
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| #441 | badass belt | 101 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1620 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
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| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
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| #889 | corpsetini | 5 |
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| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
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| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #176 | facsimile dictionary | 59 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
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| #363 | handful of confetti | 102 |
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| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
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| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
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| 🥉 | origami pasties | 2 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
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| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
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| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
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| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
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| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #127 | sealhide seal doll | 12 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #42 | shimmering rainbow sand | 13 |
| #104 | sleazy bindle | 6 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #237 | solid gold bowling ball | 79 |
| #296 | spectre scepter | 102 |
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| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
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| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
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| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
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| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #145 | stainless steel suspenders | 19 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
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| #871 | teddy borg | 8 |
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| #160 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 7 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
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| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
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| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
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| #328 | voodoo snuff | 4 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #139 | white candygram | 4 |
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