| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #331 | BGE shotglass | 23 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #201 | Boris's key lime pie | 5 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #194 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 6 |
| #159 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 6 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #210 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 4 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #243 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #257 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #522 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #253 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #295 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #279 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #111 | antique record album | 27 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #939 | baconstone | 8 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #533 | black greaves | 2 |
| #546 | black helmet | 2 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #567 | black sword | 2 |
| #1626 | box of sunshine | 102 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #167 | colorful plastic ball | 326 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #51 | decanter of fine Scotch | 5 |
| #771 | delicious salad | 37 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #206 | digital key lime pie | 4 |
| #673 | eggnog | 26 |
| #1839 | elven cellocello | 7 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #909 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #1656 | herringcello | 8 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #1217 | iGoogly | 5 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #2020 | killing feather | 19 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #393 | nanite-infested candy cane | 38 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #306 | opera mask | 2 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1053 | penguin focaccia bread | 18 |
| #836 | penguin skin | 14 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #837 | roasted marshmallow | 18 |
| #2223 | rogue swarmer | 20 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #2197 | sawblade fragment | 18 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #421 | star hat | 2 |
| #183 | star key lime pie | 4 |
| #189 | star staff | 2 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1006 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2502 | unstable laser battery | 11 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #2536 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #346 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 3 |
| #534 | wooden stakes | 3 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |