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| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
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| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #147 | Bohemian rhapsody | 3 |
| #438 | Bonerdagon necklace | 27 |
| #288 | Boss Bat bling | 12 |
| #792 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
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| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
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| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
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| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
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| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #88 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #646 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 7 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
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| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
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| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #80 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
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| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
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| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
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| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #903 | club necklace | 8 |
| #186 | commemorative war stein | 321 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #620 | diamond necklace | 11 |
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| #674 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #501 | elven moonshine | 21 |
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| #994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
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| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
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| #257 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #159 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #510 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #442 | gyroscope | 6 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1068 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #214 | knuckle sandwich | 110 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #827 | nanite-infested candy cane | 14 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #670 | penguin thesaurus | 10 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #609 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #975 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #821 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #699 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #461 | spade necklace | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
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| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #180 | stinkin' bindle | 4 |
| #1661 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2908 | stuffed Meat | 2 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #1746 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #2160 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #1330 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 39 |
| #2043 | stuffed cocoabo | 24 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #2187 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2035 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #1753 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #2062 | stuffed key | 7 |
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| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #2025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1265 | stuffed snowy owl | 39 |
| #1414 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 37 |
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| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2661 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #1982 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #1898 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #476 | towel | 20 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1886 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #269 | unstable DNA | 195 |
| #715 | unstable laser battery | 54 |
| #444 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |