| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #797 | beer bomb | 5 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #63 | decorative fountain | 200 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1350 | dill | 5 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #920 | distilled fortified wine | 2 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #949 | elven cellocello | 21 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #397 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 27 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #217 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #507 | ferret bait | 5 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #440 | herringcello | 31 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #261 | jawbruiser | 9 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #235 | licorice garrote | 8 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #579 | penguin focaccia bread | 27 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #39 | petrified noodles | 10 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #201 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #629 | sake bomb | 5 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #421 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 6 |
| #640 | valuable trinket | 111 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #817 | water pipe bomb | 5 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |