| #277 | 33398 scroll | 82 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #34 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 4 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #125 | BURT | 247 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #123 | CSA fire-starting kit | 185 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #784 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #7 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1,050 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #94 | How to Play Othello | 5 |
| #210 | Jocko Homo's head | 8 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #241 | Spam Witch sammich | 185 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #15 | Workytime Tea | 400 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #219 | antique record album | 12 |
| #45 | asbestos meat stack | 2 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #320 | black striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #334 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #675 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 13 |
| #781 | candied yams | 11 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #609 | canteen of wine | 42 |
| #524 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #134 | chakra sludge | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #532 | corpse on the beach | 10 |
| #656 | corpsedriver | 7 |
| #314 | corpsetini | 16 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #19 | duct tape wallet | 317 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #450 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #223 | elven cellocello | 44 |
| #762 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #183 | elven suicide capsule | 48 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #967 | herringcello | 20 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1864 | killing feather | 23 |
| #360 | knuckle sandwich | 68 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #137 | leaf of grass | 3 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #35 | linoleum meat stack | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #194 | negative lump | 178 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #281 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #168 | off-white striped oyster egg | 16 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #309 | penguin focaccia bread | 36 |
| #666 | personal massager | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #121 | pixellated moneybag | 8 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #40 | rockfish stomach | 37 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #767 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1983 | toast | 102 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #844 | tofurkey gravy | 10 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #332 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #27 | warbear induction oven | 4 |
| #685 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |