| #178 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 4 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #70 | Adventurer bobblehead | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #502 | BURT | 19 |
| #89 | Beach Buck | 73 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #335 | CRIMBCO mug | 41 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #228 | Chroner | 253 |
| #83 | Coinspiracy | 40 |
| #145 | Cosmic Calorie | 18 |
| #504 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2129 | Crimbuck | 26 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #493 | FDKOL commendation | 258 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #696 | Goodfella contract | 11 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Holiday Fun! | 3,252 |
| #508 | Jack-in-the-box | 11 |
| #13 | Knob Goblin visor | 30,021 |
| #288 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 58 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Red Roger's reliquary | 7 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #124 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 5 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 29 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 24 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 8 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 163 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #83 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 27 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 305 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #82 | Volcoino | 2 |
| #33 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #453 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #172 | bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #388 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #108 | blue money bag | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #156 | bottle of goofballs | 130 |
| 🥇 | box | 28,634 |
| #2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #172 | briefcase | 65 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #137 | chocolate bath ball | 7 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #147 | club necklace | 31 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #156 | commemorative war stein | 454 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #481 | crystalline cheer | 6 |
| #58 | designer handbag | 32 |
| #177 | diamond necklace | 26 |
| #29 | donated booze | 864 |
| #43 | donated candy | 663 |
| #37 | donated food | 715 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #91 | festive sausage | 28 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥉 | fried air | 1,069 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #131 | gooified vegetable matter | 16 |
| #56 | green clay bead | 229 |
| 🥈 | grue egg omelette | 550 |
| #414 | handful of confetti | 93 |
| #12 | handful of tips | 251 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #72 | heart necklace | 55 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #376 | hobo nickel | 705 |
| #84 | holiday cheese log | 28 |
| #26 | huge Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #105 | incense bath ball | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #23 | miming boots | 3 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #17 | miming gloves | 4 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #290 | old coin purse | 24 |
| #215 | old leather wallet | 42 |
| #83 | old sweatpants | 815 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #77 | pink clay bead | 274 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #46 | purple clay bead | 111 |
| #4 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 3 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #362 | red class ring | 27 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #280 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 22 |
| #605 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 12 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #529 | slow jam collection | 8 |
| #625 | solid gold bowling ball | 27 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #15 | spectre scepter | 478 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #520 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 85 |
| #1258 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 39 |
| #996 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 48 |
| #563 | stuffed Meat | 84 |
| #827 | stuffed angry cow | 57 |
| #916 | stuffed astral badger | 54 |
| #1108 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 46 |
| #777 | stuffed cocoabo | 58 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1201 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1487 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1141 | stuffed hand turkey | 44 |
| #348 | stuffed key | 160 |
| #163 | stuffed martini | 59 |
| #1088 | stuffed mind flayer | 47 |
| #629 | stuffed mink | 74 |
| #687 | stuffed monocle | 69 |
| #1257 | stuffed scary death orb | 41 |
| #1081 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1045 | stuffed snowy owl | 46 |
| #1197 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 43 |
| #879 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 54 |
| #712 | stuffed teddy butler | 67 |
| #756 | stuffed tin of caviar | 63 |
| #1373 | stuffed treasure chest | 24 |
| #1008 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 50 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #35 | topiary skunk | 2 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #81 | valuable coin | 9 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #319 | white class ring | 24 |
| #13 | wriggling worm | 460 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |