| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #447 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 2 |
| π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #148 | Cosmic Calorie | 17 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| π₯ | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #2238 | Crimbuck | 19 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| π₯ | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| π₯ | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #171 | Jack-in-the-box | 31 |
| π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| π₯ | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del CinturΓ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| π₯ | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| π₯ | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| π₯ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| π₯ | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| π₯ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| π₯ | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| π₯ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #314 | duct tape | 126 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| π₯ | eerily silent box | 1 |
| π₯ | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| π₯ | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| π₯ | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| π₯ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| π₯ | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #342 | magical mystery juice | 22 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #9 | porcelain police baton | 2 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| π₯ | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| π₯ | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| π₯ | snow pants | 1 |
| π₯ | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #33 | useless powder | 20,979 |
| #407 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 24 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | washboard shield | 1 |