| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #230 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #75 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 11 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #666 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 14 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #113 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #18 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 63 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #32 | The Joy of Wassailing | 47 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #50 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 50 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #203 | abandoned candy | 4 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #724 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #125 | black spot | 6 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #693 | black-and-blue light | 15 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #889 | box of sunshine | 291 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #765 | cheap studded belt | 2 |
| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #111 | chocolate filthy lucre | 103 |
| #376 | club necklace | 17 |
| #210 | colorful plastic ball | 200 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #140 | cursed black pearl onion | 13 |
| #133 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 13 |
| #120 | cursed cannonball | 13 |
| #131 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 13 |
| #225 | cursed piece of thirteen | 4 |
| #139 | cursed sea biscuit | 13 |
| #127 | cursed voodoo skull | 13 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #463 | diamond necklace | 14 |
| #732 | dollhive | 9 |
| #1242 | duct tape | 13 |
| #139 | duct tape wallet | 13 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1231 | fake hand | 9 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #256 | heart necklace | 23 |
| #776 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #521 | laser-broiled pear | 15 |
| #308 | leather chaps | 9 |
| 🥇 | leathery cat skin | 105,666 |
| #120 | left half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #16 | magnetic field | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | miniature coffin | 3 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #66 | monomolecular yo-yo | 789 |
| #679 | mood ring | 2 |
| #403 | mylar scout drone | 12 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #72 | pack of KWE trading card | 32 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #692 | personal massager | 2 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #66 | piece of after eight | 13 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #433 | roasted marshmallow | 69 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #283 | rogue swarmer | 95 |
| #258 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 23 |
| #480 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 15 |
| #321 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 20 |
| #227 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 24 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #19 | solid asbestos box | 2 |
| #14 | solid linoleum box | 2 |
| #500 | spade necklace | 13 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #646 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 13 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #1451 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #1336 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1501 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #1247 | stuffed Meat | 33 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #2000 | stuffed angry cow | 25 |
| #2092 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #2608 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #521 | stuffed can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1896 | stuffed cocoabo | 26 |
| #504 | stuffed dodecapede | 7 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2187 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1672 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #124 | stuffed gray blob | 333 |
| #2050 | stuffed hand turkey | 25 |
| #1139 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #1399 | stuffed mind flayer | 37 |
| #1746 | stuffed mink | 17 |
| #1289 | stuffed monocle | 31 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2287 | stuffed scary death orb | 22 |
| #1077 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 19 |
| #1956 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #1822 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1048 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #1483 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1492 | stuffed teddy butler | 24 |
| #1401 | stuffed tin of caviar | 27 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #1763 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 29 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #112 | synthetic stuffing | 135 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #101 | teddy borg | 93 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #289 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 23 |
| #278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 24 |
| #350 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #394 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 11 |
| #215 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 28 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 19 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #295 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 49 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #139 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 56 |
| #135 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 56 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 13 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | tiny plastic Felonia | 16 |
| #230 | tiny plastic G Imp | 26 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 34 |
| #493 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 14 |
| #306 | tiny plastic Hellion | 21 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 32 |
| #336 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 12 |
| #232 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 26 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 31 |
| #254 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 25 |
| #247 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 26 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 20 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 28 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 15 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 19 |
| #276 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 15 |
| #298 | tiny plastic The Man | 14 |
| #262 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 25 |
| #182 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 14 |
| #204 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 30 |
| #284 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 13 |
| #315 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 21 |
| #230 | tiny plastic angry goat | 64 |
| #263 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 23 |
| #168 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 36 |
| #324 | tiny plastic astronomer | 20 |
| #330 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 45 |
| #389 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 40 |
| #245 | tiny plastic beanbat | 25 |
| #137 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 20 |
| #271 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 52 |
| #243 | tiny plastic blooper | 25 |
| #213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 29 |
| #336 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 19 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 58 |
| #230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 58 |
| #193 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 20 |
| #313 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 20 |
| #269 | tiny plastic demoninja | 23 |
| #524 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #279 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 23 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #331 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 20 |
| #283 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 23 |
| #234 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 27 |
| #169 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 35 |
| #235 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 57 |
| #246 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 56 |
| #330 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 45 |
| #262 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 25 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #503 | tiny plastic goth giant | 14 |
| #220 | tiny plastic grue | 60 |
| #178 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 33 |
| #318 | tiny plastic hermit | 12 |
| #297 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 50 |
| #198 | tiny plastic killer bee | 72 |
| #215 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 29 |
| #244 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 58 |
| #316 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 47 |
| #217 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 27 |
| #250 | tiny plastic mosquito | 56 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 37 |
| #237 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 15 |
| #278 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 53 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #209 | tiny plastic scary clown | 30 |
| #378 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 11 |
| #212 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 29 |
| #222 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 28 |
| #258 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 24 |
| #448 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 35 |
| #210 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 29 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stab bat | 45 |
| #281 | tiny plastic star starfish | 50 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #164 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 47 |
| #329 | tiny plastic taco cat | 20 |
| #214 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 27 |
| #449 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 10 |
| #193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
| #260 | tiny plastic warwelf | 24 |
| #436 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 16 |
| #248 | tiny plastic zmobie | 25 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #79 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 48 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1108 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #119 | yellow glowstick | 11 |