| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #94 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #403 | CRIMBCO wine | 19 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #483 | Crimbo salad | 2 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #131 | Freddy Kruegerand | 52 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #135 | Schrödinger's thermos | 200 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #197 | banana-frosted king cake | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #785 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #2141 | box of sunshine | 59 |
| #372 | bread line | 2 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #178 | buckyball | 33 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #429 | canteen of wine | 64 |
| #540 | cheap elven gloves | 8 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #353 | delicious salad | 171 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #584 | dollhive | 12 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #324 | elven cellocello | 37 |
| #538 | elven moonshine | 19 |
| #468 | elven socks | 10 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #109 | foam dart | 526 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #210 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #501 | golden ring | 44 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #457 | gray bow tie | 15 |
| #392 | herringcello | 33 |
| #576 | hobo nickel | 329 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #120 | invisible bag | 7 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #509 | killing feather | 61 |
| #68 | knuckle sandwich | 333 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #191 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #304 | monomolecular yo-yo | 241 |
| #46 | mummy costume | 139 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #677 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #198 | old school calculator watch | 1 |
| #1636 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #614 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #272 | pack of KWE trading card | 11 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #446 | patent leather shoes | 15 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #194 | penguin focaccia bread | 45 |
| #417 | penguin thesaurus | 17 |
| #285 | peppermint tailings | 28 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #114 | petrified wood | 95 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #202 | polyalloy shield | 11 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #47 | pumpkinhead mask | 150 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #314 | red ale | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1854 | robotronic egg | 2 |
| #951 | rogue swarmer | 54 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #586 | sawblade fragment | 64 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #61 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #45 | spooky bark | 370 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sap | 86 |
| #210 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 166 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #402 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 40 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #415 | teddy borg | 24 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #585 | unstable laser battery | 59 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #308 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #108 | witch hat | 7 |
| #48 | wolfman mask | 149 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |