| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #7 | big bass drum | 610 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #6 | black kettle drum | 712 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1641 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1131 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #792 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #743 | herringcello | 24 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| 🥉 | jungle drum | 522 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #378 | penguin focaccia bread | 33 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |