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| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
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| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
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| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
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| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
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| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
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| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
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| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
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| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
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| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
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| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
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| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
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| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
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| #323 | memory of a G | 1 |
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| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
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| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
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| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
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| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
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| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
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| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
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| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
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| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
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| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
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| #53 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
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| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | wumpus hair | 2 |