| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1173 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #843 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #830 | Boss Bat britches | 17 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #609 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #888 | Crown of the Goblin King | 28 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1050 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #510 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #730 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 37 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #452 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 13 |
| #873 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #1495 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #464 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #660 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1138 | badass belt | 48 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #4839 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1098 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1149 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #286 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #1416 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #1104 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| #984 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #511 | obsidian dagger | 35 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #94 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #456 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #702 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #860 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #995 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1403 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1225 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1008 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1107 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #467 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 33 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #380 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #675 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |